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While Prime Day has come and gone, Amazon shoppers are still sharing their favorite buys and “hidden gems.”
Among the platform’s most favorably reviewed items is the Satisfyer Pro 2, a clitoral stimulator sex toy that’s going viral.
The comments have become a community of sorts, with tips for usage, reviews on the company’s warranty and customer service (which sounds A1), and of course, a litany of hilarious reviews.
Keep scrolling for some of our favorites and shop the Satisfyer Pro 2 here.
“By the 4th setting, I could feel the distinct sucking on my clit and the best way to describe it would be if someone was out to prove to me that they were the best head giver I was going to come across. By the 5th setting … I didn’t realize that I was repeating “Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God…” Imagine your spot getting hit and you tell them “right there” and they ACTUALLY stay right there!”
“I am in my 70’s and it makes me feel like I want it more. Wow. It makes me feel like I want it more…”
“Unfortunately, I can’t vouch for the remaining settings (there are 11) because I never made it that far. I think I may have passed out. Or maybe I left my body for a moment and came back. Or got abducted by aliens. There is a black space in my memory shortly thereafter so I’m still not sure.”
“Ngl I was shocked. I wish I put a towel down.”
“A middle aged accountant from the Midwest who doesn’t take risks and gets nervous about new things did it, and you can too.”
“Not sure I want to ever live without one ever again.”
“Last big O I literally forgot to breathe and let out the biggest toot”
“I think I might still be a little lightheaded. I cried and then decided to write this review.”
“It's like exercising demons. And I'm not over exaggerating!”
“I BECAME AN ASTRONAUT AND ROCKETED STRAIGHT INTO SPACE.
FOUR TIMES.”
Keep in mind, this is not a traditional vibrator. Instead it uses “Air Pulse Technology” for stimulation, a sensation that feels like concentrated puffs of air that’s not exactly suction. The feeling is difficult to put into words, though 59k reviewers might disagree.
One reviewer put it best and I’d like to echo their sentiment.
“I’m just so happy, guys.”